Orphan Punting

A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.

Eric is great at orphan punting. He can kick an orphan over one hundred feet!

by anthonyhelms15 August 6, 2009

Cunt Punting

The act of kicking one in the cunt.
To kick a person with a vagina in the vagina.

lawl i just cunt punted that bitch.

lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!

Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!

by Kan you jerk May 28, 2009

punties

The genitalia of the femal specimen. Usually term commonly used by your kitty cat. *rawr*

Look at her punties, there so big!

by Alyssa’s Punties 101 March 23, 2019

Midget punting

The world famous back ally sport commonly played at bars and large events. The goal is to have the team (the punter and the midget) work together to get as far of a distance as possible. Record is currently 300 ft

"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"

by I r making jake laugh August 9, 2008

Baby Punting

The act of kicking a baby or small child off a bridge in a fit of rage or frustration

I'm about to punt a baby off a bridge

Did you see Tyson out Baby Punting Earlier

by Tiny Tucker March 12, 2009

Pubitites

When unshaven, the tendency of male pubic hair to form stalactite-like structures that drip when wet.

Man1: Dude c'mon if you are going to walk around naked at least dry yourself off!

Man2: Sorry! I just took a shower.

Man1: Your pubitites are dripping water all over the rug.

by Torent September 6, 2009

punctilious

strictly attentive to minute details of NO concern to anyone

Emma and Ms. Gamper are punctilious

by zoe n May 17, 2005