pune

meaning a loser or a complete nerd

anyone who spells pune p-o-o-n is a complete pune because it is obviously spelled p-u-n-e

by kevin michael mcalpine November 5, 2004

pune

a pune is similar to that of a noob/n00b, only that it is for the "real world" and not online gaming. It refers to a person who serves no purpose, is weak, voulnerable, lacks the social ability to hold a decent conversation, and is a highly qualified oxygen thief.

"Man, that Kim guy who works at the pub is a 20 year old virgin, what a dumb pune"

by Sir. HG January 21, 2006

Pune

Pune is an abbreviated term for pussy both pune and pussy have the same meaning. Pronouced (poon)

Friend 1 : "dude you should ask her out"

Friend 2 : " no man i'm too scared"

Friend 1 : "Quit being such a damn pune"

by Negdomence July 7, 2017

Pune

Pronounced p-yoon, originally came from a redhead called Harper....he was dacked and apparently his dick was tiny.....or puney.....so they started calling him Harper Pune......it then evolved to Pune.....and then people started using it in reference to people with small frames, then it was used in lieu of mate (hey Pune), guy (that Pune), dickhead (you’re such a Pune) and then later it was used to describe children (I have 2 punes)....so in summary, Pune means:
-Small dick
-Small framed person
-Mate
-Guy
-Child

....it’s a beautiful word.....use it daily

So Pune, a Pune can be a Pune, have a Pune, act like a Pune but still produce Punes

by Nick the Pune September 22, 2023

Pune

Pronounced p-yoon, originally came from a redhead called Harper....he was dacked and apparently his dick was tiny.....or puney.....so they started calling him Harper Pune......it then evolved to Pune.....and then people started using it in reference to people with small frames, then it was used in lieu of mate (hey Pune), guy (that Pune), dickhead (you’re such a Pune) and then later it was used to describe children (I have 2 punes)....so in summary, Pune means:
-Small dick
-Small framed person
-Mate
-Guy
-Child

....it’s a beautiful word.....use it daily

So Pune, a Pune can be a Pune, have a Pune, act like a Pune but still produce Punes

by Nick the Pune September 22, 2023

pune

Something that is so small and pathetic, it isn't worth more than one syllable

"Did you see that cat who was scared of the toy?"
"Yeah, she's such a pune."

by j@k3yboi January 3, 2024

Pune Shark

1) n.- An individual who practices the art of spotting, seducing, and ultimately having sex with a girl who is dating, has dated, or is the love interest of said Shark’s close friend(s) or acquaintance(s). This practice has its highest rate of occurrence on college campuses, however, can also occur in High schools and the workplace. A Pune Shark has little or no regard for the constructs of Man Law, and or Man Code which expressly forbid such practices.

1)
Austin- Did you hear about what Sam did?
Juan - No, what happened?
Austin- He Pune Sharked my girl right out from under me!
Juan- Aw man, that’s fucked up.

2)
Juan- That Jordan is such a Pune Shark!
Austin- Yeah?
Juan- Yeah! He can smell pussy a mile away!

by Sidewinder23 October 31, 2011