Pulling a jones

Finding any possible excuse to cover your ass when you done goofed and/or trying to sham out of anything.

Private 1: Do you see Snuffy over there talking to sergeant?

Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*

by Pickle riiiiick January 11, 2018

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Pulling a Jonah

When your friend decides too not join or ignores your response/messages/calls to hop online despite wanting too earlier

“Dammit Dude Jonah’s pulling a Jonah right now”

by CombatantCarlton March 5, 2024

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Whenever any object makes a high pitched squeaky noise; usually from being rubbed against something, creating the high pitched noise...compares to the Jonas Bros. who sing really high, and almost sound like theyre squeaking

(shoe squeaks on floor) "Hey Ronny, i just pulled off a Jonas!!!" hence the term, "Pulling Off A Jonas"

by ijustpulledoffajonas August 16, 2009

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pulling a George Jones

when you get intoxicated and seek transportation via a lawn mower.

Clearance: dude, did you see randy last night?

Fred: yeah he was pulling a George Jones last night with that lawn mower.

by Jrebel July 20, 2012

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pulling a Nick Jonas

to pander to the lustful gay members on your fanbase by flaunting your chiseled physique and just never following up with them after (a form of blue balling if you will)

Named after Nick Jonas' promotional appearances in support of his 2014 self titled album; shirtless/nearly nude stops included Flaunt Magazine, Details Magazine, his role as a closeted man in the TV series Kingdom, his later role as a closeted man in Scream Queens ... even stripping at a NYC gay bar.

Hey, did you see that new nude Liam Payne photoshoot? So sad to see he's pulling a Nick Jonas to promote his music.

by robbk90 July 10, 2019

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