Pittern

A tessellated diagram that at first glance may not look like it was produced by the number π, but on closer look, it reveals a figure patterned solely by the mathematical contant positioned in different orientations.

Ian plans to promote some of his pitterns as part of a collection of Pi NFTs on OpenSea, hoping that some math geeks would buy or bid for these wallet-friendly digital creations to support him financially.

by Fasters March 25, 2022

Magic Putter

This is an extremely enjoyable sexual act where one person is doing their partner (male or female) in the ass with extreme aggression and perhaps even reckless abandon. Just before the fucker climaxes they pull out and proceed to beat the fuckee to death with a putter, preferably with a Williams Limited Release 24K Gold Plated Putter purchased from one's local Dicks Sporting Goods Store.

Guy 1: Dude are you alright? You look like you had a rough night!

Guy 2: Yeah man, but just barely. I managed to survive and attempted Magic Putter. No more LSD for me....

by MadDogC October 16, 2012

barrel putter

a gay, brownhatter, knobshiner, shirt-flap-lifter. the word comes from in the old days when navy captains used to put cabin boys over a barrel for awesome anal penetration

i could tell he was a barrel putter from the way he eyed me and my brother

by jimbob jr March 2, 2004

pitters

A sense of impending doom or extreme apprehension. Refers to armpit perspiration that accompanies a frightening or uneasy situation. Used as an excalamation or a noun.

"Pitters dude! I'm running on empty and it's a hundred miles to the next gas station."

"I've got some irreversible pitters going about this project for work. My boss has been riding my ass all week and I haven't even started yet.

by DC_dimmy January 5, 2006

putter

n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.

Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative.

Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.

by DanEvans April 5, 2010

rusty putter

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your shit dick

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your "rusty putter"

by brunoglopogos December 10, 2010

Pitters

When you drink too much coffee, get the jitters, and have to poop. Popping out the jitters.

"Aw man, that Carmel Macchiato gave me the pitters!"

by Tb93 September 5, 2015