PUFFIN

From the bicycling world in England. Refers to "Pathetic Unfit Fat F&%$ers In Nappies". Its a derogatory term used to refer to how out of shape cyclists look in their cycling kits. The term is a more extreme version of the term MAMIL ("Middle Aged Men In Lycra"). The earliest use of the term is in 2013 in an article by Alexei Sayle in The Telegraph.

The poor guy doesn't realize that when he's on the road in his cycling gear he looks like a classic PUFFIN.

by LZtheOG October 25, 2017

Puffin

Same as a muffin top, but rolling out from the arm hole of a fatties too tight tee shirt (pit muffin)

Dude, I think that chics puffin just dripped in my drink

by Follysfinest December 8, 2013

Puffin

A name for a whipped man in a relationship. Often a joc who isn't really good at anything and thinks he's "real tight" but obviously can't control his girlfriend.

me- wanna come over later
Jay- can't I gotta call my girlfriend
me- wow you are such a puffin

by Jecrastin September 24, 2009

Puffin

A cigarillo that is smaller than usual and puffed quickly with a friend or associate.

Tim and I were smoking on a delightful puffin during our break at work.

by TDOG314 July 19, 2010

PUFFIN HAM

Another way of saying getting a blowjob or oral sex.

This chick did a great job at Puffin Ham last night.

My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.

My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.

I got my Ham Puffed last night.

by KevNoxious August 5, 2011

Puffin Forest

One of the biggest and best Dungeons And Dragons youtubers, you should subscribe to him.

Puffin Forest made the DND character known as Absurd, who is now a meme.

by lordgrim the invcbke October 27, 2020

Puffin on zootiez

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.

“Puffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
-future

by Mr.Rager69 May 23, 2022