Pudgey Wudgey

Small round 15 year old who is very lazy. Tends to need poking with stick to be roused from slumber. Consumes astronomical amounts of food yet isn't the size of a walrus (hes the size of a sea lion. trust me theirs a difference). Not really fat but couldnt be labled anything else so he became the fat one. Highly intelligent just to lazy to put it to good use.

Foxx: Wanna go jump around for a bit?
Juden: Hell yea!
Spek: Bring it on!
Pudgey Wudgey: I'm hungry.

by ItsStupidIKnowInsideJoke April 15, 2005

Putney high school

Putney high school is a school located in putney, and is home to some of the most banterous girls in the country. Some peng, some not so much. Alot of them are sluts hense the name Slutney

Putney high school girls are Banta Machines

by shajajdjxjxkdkwjsjjjsjxxjwkakd October 5, 2017

Pudsey Pudding

someone who takes up much needed space in the living room that could be used for legitamate stoned people.

Charley: Man, shes taking up so much sofa.
Karl: Yeah she's such a pudsey pudding!
Charley: Heffer. What a draaaaag

by Rogermctittytwatthethird January 17, 2008

Putneyed

Putneyed is a term used to describe someone who is highly intoxicated to the point that they can barely walk. Named after the whiskey “old pulteney”

Aedo: stumbles into the room (under the influence of alcohol)

Herman: “aedo is so putneyed”

Aedo: “I da even ken eh”

by Craig Stephen August 23, 2019

Pudsey

Another word meaning to take a shit (or 'poo').

Derived from the Cards Against Humanity playing card "Taking a shit in Pudsey bears eyehole"

I'm gonna go take a pudsey

by Willump December 28, 2014

putneyswope

Bust ass offensive, racy, totally anti-PC comedy satire, especially satire about business and political corruption and race. Taken from the 1969 underground movie by Iron Man's old man, Robert Downey Sr, entitled "Putney Swope". In the movie Putney Swope, the token black man on the board of a Madison Avenue ad firm, is accidentally put in charge after the chairman of the board dies of a heart attack during a board meeting. So cuz they can't vote for themselves, they take a secret ballot with the dead guy still at the table and most board members voted for the one person they thought could not win: Putney Swope. He renames the business "Truth and Soul, Inc.", and fires all but one of the white employees and hires all blacks and prohibits them to do business with companies that produce alcohol, tobacco and toy guns. The success of the new biz gets the attention of Uncle Sam and it's declared "a threat to the national security".

"That's that kin'a satire they call 'putneyswope', it's like giggin' race and bizness and politics and sex all at once." .." Man that is some offensive putneyswope-kin'a stuff, but it is funny as shit!"

by Mizz45 December 24, 2020

Putney

A good boy - the best dog in the world

Wow, how cool is that dog, must be a Putney

by 2021goodboy November 23, 2021