puckermutherfucker

When you go to a gf's friends house and the friend is a guy and it pisses you off so you steal some puckers from his cabinet and go home with your gf and enjoy the shit while his parents are looking for it and yell at your gf's friend

"we stole that puckermutherfucker's shit"

by k-van February 3, 2005

Puckernuts

Nuts from a tree that are as sour as lemons, if not moreso
Often used as a curse word by Elves on the world of two moons or Abode

"Puckernuts!"

by Ms. Amylia L. Clenny November 15, 2018

New England Puckerburner

The act of soaking a tampon in Spicy Cajun Mustard and inserting it in your rectum.

I can't come to work. My partner did the New England Puckerburner on me last night and I won't be able to sit at a desk for a week.

by Helvecta Heresy January 8, 2025