1) any female who dresses as though she weighs 15-30 lbs. less than she actually does. Frequently sports an exposed roll of non-baby fat overlapping the waist of her pants and/or breasts unintentionally bulging out of bra cups.
2) any unacceptably unattractive female who would become acceptably attractive upon losing 15-30 lbs.
2) any unacceptably unattractive female who would become acceptably attractive upon losing 15-30 lbs.
I hooked-up with a plumpkin at the mall food court, hoping to gradually sweat the jellyrolls off of her. But once she had a man, rather than getting leaner and hotter, she just got lazier and bought bigger clothes.
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While simultaniously recieving head and taking a dump, the reciever stands up slightly so the poop falls into the toilet and the toilet water splashes the giver in the face.
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Joe tragically imploded after receiving a pizblumpkin from his girlfriend. The human body is not intended to have that many orifices in motion at once.
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