tubesteak

A man's penis, also known as cock, dong,man meat, 1 eye monster, willy

I want to give that hot blonde girl a nice big tubesteak hoagie later on tonight, that should fill her right up

by Ken Mayo July 2, 2003

pubestrangler

a young lady wearing rather tight underwear or the underwear in question

christ! if she bends over her pubestranglers will cut her in half

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

Tubesteak shake

The act of pulling a tampon out with your teeth and shaking it back and forth like a bulldog while it hits your ears.

Friend 1- "hey man, are your ears sunburnt?
Friend 2- "nah man, I did the tubesteak shake with my girl last night, they're just a little stained.

by Bag nag June 15, 2017

Tubesteak and White Gravy

A dick and its white, sticky goo (the steak comes in all shapes and sizes)

Kevin is a connoisseur of tubesteak and white gravy; he can't get enough!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

tubesteak tarzan

Homosexual.

I didn't realize I was in a gay bar until I saw all the tubesteak tarzans hanging around

by TuckerJeremy May 22, 2009

Tubesteak

Erect Raw man meat used to please the orifice of a man or woman

Bob offered Jane a taste of his tubesteak after their date.

by Cheeks45 July 23, 2016

Tubesteak

Tubesteak keeps it real and calls out niggas that don't

"We out here doin grown man shit,I roll with goons man, straight uneducated dumb mothafuckas"

"You sound like you swallowed a harmonica nigga." -calling out T-Pain

"He don't even even support the troops nigga!" -calling out Aaron McGruder

"I talked to kids everyday and none of them mothafuckas tell me they wanna be president. You know why? Cause I fuck with real nigga lil' kids. All they wanna do is be out here with Tubesteak slangin' that co-caine nigga" -calling out Barack Obama

by light_post January 26, 2009