Puberty

The worst years of your life

Man I went through puberty and I almost killed myself

by Wannasmellmyorange March 5, 2018

Puberpoof

The thick patch of fur that envelopes a male dog's genitals when in need of a hair cut

It's hard to tell if Eddie is a boy or girl due to his out-of-control puberpoof. Time to bring him to the groomer!

by missyNzoe August 30, 2011

Puberoni

The hairs found on the toilet where the seat ends at the crotch area.

"David, there's way too much puberoni on the toilet seat. You need to stop your shaving pubes over the toilet."

by fatcheeks10 February 11, 2018

Puberty Christmas

The year following the period of puberty, in which friends and family (Possibly 'Santa Claus') give you gifts like Old Spice Deodorant, and Axe Spray, Axe Shampoo/Conditioner etc. instead of actual presents.

My grandma got me this Old Spice Swagger kit for my Puberty Christmas this year!! I can't wait to use it on the ladies!

by Kyle Brundage December 27, 2009

polyphonic puberty

During the period of which a boy becomes a man and his voice begins to break, the high pitched squeek this individual projects.

whay boy! thats a bad case of polyphonic puberty

by Jamal Ballerach August 15, 2007

cognitive puberty

a time in one's life typically mid twenties or more specifically 24 going on 25 when one does not know who the hell they are or where the hell they are going. This may be exhibited through mood swings, fatigue, backaches, headaches, frequent urination, food cravings, and nausea.

I think I'm going through cognitive puberty, last night after a 10 hour work day, I volunteered at the humane society, mentored a kid, watched the news, went to happy hour, played beer pong, auditioned to be a dancer - got rejected and woke up in my parent's basement.

by Maria Garcia Perez Rodriquez January 25, 2011

Puberty

Gods way of testing young people between 12-18 to see if theyre worthy of adulthood, very few are chosen.

Young men who have not made the puberty transition may become vile and hostile a few run out on the streets stark naked doing backflips all while filming themsleves and getting a show on MTV.

by *Dee* February 12, 2006