cum'pster

1) a contraction for 'cum dumpster'
2) a person willing to be used as a sex object
3) a whore, tramp, floozy, slut, bimbo, etc.

Knowing that Gerald was drunk and amywinehoused, that cum'pster, Barbara, seduced him into sleeping with her.

by Mr. Yamagatorisake October 15, 2007

petarded

A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.

You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

petarded

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009

Pstanned

A word with origins in the Bay Area. Its literal definition means to screw someone over Pakistani style, which includes but is not limited to: acting in a selfish manner for no apparent reason. withholding homework and/or the answers to an exam from fellow Afghans, cutting someone off while driving. The word is often associated with deliberate malice towards others. Synonyms include: fake, shady, uncalled for, arrogant, bitch, and bitch-made. Antonyms include: Afghan Hospitality, Bachesh, Bachem, honor, respect.

When someone tries to screw you over, you know you're getting Pstanned.

" Hey Too Cool, can I borrow the baby-oil/ make up you put on..?"

" na man"

"Damn homey, you just got Pstanned"

by money11 October 17, 2009

PETArd

A nasty and insulting word for members of PETA, an animal-rights terrorist organization. They are usually destroying property or protesting at McDonalds.

An idiot PETArd threw paint on my fur coat, so I sued her for over a million dollars and won.

by weirdgirl June 18, 2003

Petars

The one religious figure that will squeeze and twist everyone’s nipple’s on the night of April 20th.

“Look in the sky!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s-!”
“Petars flying like the lord he is to squeeze and twist nipples!”

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 26, 2021

Petar

A Petar is usually very understanding and has good friends that will mainly be funny but if in need will help in any way they can. Petar’s don’t usually like disrespecting his parents becuse he is a very respectful person in general and is very funny. He will usually be very misunderstood by some people but will definitely be forgiven later that day, Petar’s don’t usually like being pushed into something they don’t want to do either. Petar hates work.

“Do you hate Petar?”

“No he is really funny , you should get to know him”

by ilikememesalotkthx November 12, 2018