pseudopod

Non-Apple personal music player

I had to use a miniplug cable to plug my pseudopod into the speaker.

by wetrats September 4, 2009

pseudocool

Pseudocool -

the act of being socially divergent by choice of action, words, or deeds.
the choice of disavowing social norming or norms in favor of personal choice, expression, and freedoms.

When it comes to politics, I am pseudocool.
Today, I did the pseudocool thing by choosing to wear non-matching clothes

by PseudoCool September 25, 2013

pseudonoob

Somebody who pretends to be useless to avoid responsibility.

- I only give off the impression I'm a noob so people don't ask me to do stuff.
- Pseudonoob

by mtrench May 5, 2014

Pseudoprofessional

Someone who is posing as a professional, but isn't quite there yet. Often they are at their first job ever, or fresh out of college and just don't understand why going to work on time is important, or why their boss is mad if they don't call or show up one day. Commonly used in student employment.

Pseudoprofessional student assistant wanted for data entry in busy office on campus

by #BLVD404 September 20, 2016

pseudopop

A genre of music that sounds like popular music, but isn't actually popular. This term is often misused to mean anything that white ukelele girls listen to.

"Bro, I'm getting way into pseudopop, I love Less I Know The Better"
"Less I Know the Better has 750 million streams, it's not indie, you just want to feel special and different"

by rickandballs March 22, 2021

pseudoprospero

Someone who acts as if they are rich, despite being the complete opposite.

Did you see that guy? Yeah, he's a total pseudoprospero.

by prophetic_delusion April 29, 2024

pseudomon

A fat radical feminist. The pseudomon is a demon war pig who openly attacks men and the patriarchy. Her low IQ, and brain washing makes her violent and confrontational. They can not create, only destroy, they are abominations unto the Lord.

Look at all those pseudomon reeeing and complaining about being single, while claiming theyre a 10.

by Warband Monk June 2, 2024