n.
1. A cis male who never assumes the role of a male in sexual situations.
Examples: chaste cuckold, gimp, oral sex slave, pussyboy, bottomboy, sissy, v-cel, sexual reject
2. A cis male with one or more penis related problems that render him sexually inadequate as a male.
Examples: small penis, micropenis, impotence, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation
1. A cis male who never assumes the role of a male in sexual situations.
Examples: chaste cuckold, gimp, oral sex slave, pussyboy, bottomboy, sissy, v-cel, sexual reject
2. A cis male with one or more penis related problems that render him sexually inadequate as a male.
Examples: small penis, micropenis, impotence, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation
Even though I look and act like any other male outside of the bedroom, I identify as a pseudomale since I only have sex with my mouth pussy and never my puny peenee.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021
Get the pseudomale mug.One who plays online games from sites such as newgrounds and kongregate, yet has never actually played games on major consoles. A pseudogamer wholeheartedly believes he is a gamer, but he definitely isn't.
Dylan's such a pseudogamer; he brags about being a celebrity on sites like Kongregate but has never played World of Warcraft or Diablo before.
Jamie: "Yeah I'm a pro gamer. I just got 1,000,000 points in Stupidgame on Newgrounds."
Howard: "Have you ever actually touched a Gameboy before?"
Jamie: "No."
Howard: "You're such a pseudogamer."
Jamie: "Yeah I'm a pro gamer. I just got 1,000,000 points in Stupidgame on Newgrounds."
Howard: "Have you ever actually touched a Gameboy before?"
Jamie: "No."
Howard: "You're such a pseudogamer."
by ihatepseudogamers January 1, 2010
Get the Pseudogamer mug.A pseudofact is a piece of information that, despite being completely false, is far more interesting than the equivalent correct information. Because pseudofacts are more interesting, they are more likely to get repeated. This results in people who believe them because it's what their friends and family has always told them. This belief is often strong enough to ward off solid evidence of the contrary.
Priest: Masturbation will make you go blind.
John: That's a pseudofact. I've been doing it for years, and I can see just fine.
Doctor: You should drink eight, eight-ounce glasses of water a day.
Patient: Bull, that's a pseudofact. We get almost all the water we need in the food we eat.
Kristen: That moon has phases because it's partially behind the earth's shadow. That's what my teacher taught me.
Eric: No, that's a pseudofact. The moon has phases because of the angle between it, us, and the sun.
Republican: Obama's health care bill will create Death Panels.
Democrat: That's a pseudofact. The bill would just pay for discussions with doctors about things like living wills.
Any urban legend is a pseudofact.
John: That's a pseudofact. I've been doing it for years, and I can see just fine.
Doctor: You should drink eight, eight-ounce glasses of water a day.
Patient: Bull, that's a pseudofact. We get almost all the water we need in the food we eat.
Kristen: That moon has phases because it's partially behind the earth's shadow. That's what my teacher taught me.
Eric: No, that's a pseudofact. The moon has phases because of the angle between it, us, and the sun.
Republican: Obama's health care bill will create Death Panels.
Democrat: That's a pseudofact. The bill would just pay for discussions with doctors about things like living wills.
Any urban legend is a pseudofact.
by Mythological Beast November 7, 2009
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Get the Pseudosacrosanct mug.The viral videos online of hyper realistic objects which turn out to be cakes when cut are causing massive pseudopastrophobia
by Meenie08 March 27, 2022
Get the Pseudopastrophobia mug.The bits and pieces of undigested food left in your crap. Usually in the form of vegetables especially corn. The word comes from the Latin and English roots of "not quite crap."
Guy: Baby, come here and check out all the pseudocrap in my crap!
Girl: Honey, please don't use big words you don't understan.... OH MY GOD! Corn!?
Girl: Honey, please don't use big words you don't understan.... OH MY GOD! Corn!?
by Perplexing Enigma August 14, 2010
Get the pseudocrap mug.A variation of the fauxhawk, in which, a person doesn't have long enough hair to create the full effect of a true fauxhawk.
Could be referred to as "mini fauxhawk."
Could be referred to as "mini fauxhawk."
by fpinksdovef July 7, 2011
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