Prepositional-Proposition Theorem

In the case where the prepositional phrase “in bed” is added to the end of a fortune cookie saying, the entire phrase will always makes sense and could potentially make you more appealing to your date.

In an attempt to captivate and entice Jill, Matt applied the Prepositional-Proposition Theorem to his fortune cookie saying and announced “Your talents will be recognized and you will be rewarded...in bed.” Unfortunately, his date Jill was not impressed.

by jayedee March 31, 2009

pendulum protester

A person who will wildly alter his or her views in order to contradict a (usually prominent and/or majority-held) action or view, often to the point of contradicting their own previous statements or stated opinions.

Most noticeable in political forums, especially online.

PP: "We should all love each other and not fight or make war, because we are all humans and should unite under the banners of our own similarities."
Bystander: "What do you think about the Iraq war?"
PP: "DEATH TO TEH FASCIST AMERIKKKA!!!! EMBRACE MARXISM!! FREE MUMIA!! CHE GUEVARA!!!!

by apolitical August 23, 2004

protodate

a meeting with someone you may potentially be interested in and want to date, before you decide you want to spend money on them.

Joe told me to meet him at the bar, I wondered if I should dress up for the date when Jess informed me it was just a protodate and I shouldn't bother

by JLS2324 June 12, 2012

professional protester

Any unemployed, fanatically Liberal protester, who spends an inordinate amount of time protesting the Republican wing. Often protests so frequently, they lose track of what they are actually protesting. Usually falls within the age range of 18-35. Descriptions include bad dye jobs, nasty facial piercings, and copious amounts of tacky tattoos. While adopting a "hippy-ish" style dresscode, and associated hygiene practices.

"Berkeley University in California, produces the highest number of professional protesters, in all United States."

by D. Gould February 15, 2006

protester

A professional tester.

Sam, we're promoting you from tester to protester.

by Dreamspeeder July 11, 2016

protester

A person who seriously engages in the hobby of protesting. They run around screaming trying to change the world by getting "them" to do the right thing instead of finishing college, getting a job, or running for office.

My last girlfriend was mad about the environment, the War, and animal rights, so instead of working she went to meetings with other angry protesters.

by drdavidcalling September 23, 2006

Proposition

to request sexual favors in exchange for monetary or material compensation.

Jeanine the massage therapist was propositioned 5 times in the past week.

by ParaphiliaPro November 24, 2009