pretard

An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.

Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.

by J. Walt December 12, 2008

pootarded

Somebody with shit for brains.

President Bush is pootarded.

by blikenfoutham August 14, 2009

Pritard

The cuckhold retard driving the Prius in front of you, who is so who is so self conscious about his poor choice of transportation, that he must make all around him share his misery by refusing to drive an acceptable speed or allow others to pass.

Argh, If that pritard in front of me doesn't speed up there's going to be a toyota hood ornament on my F350.

by toaster2944 May 24, 2011

protarded

Developed more then you should be for your age. Opposite of retarded.

I feel like I should be 16 instead of 14. I'm so protarded

by artnotwarplease March 20, 2009

Pretard

a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).

"What, he likes McDune? what a pretard!"

by Baraka Bryan December 15, 2008

Photard

A photard is that one person in the high school yearbook that didn't make it for photo day, and wound up with a photographic framing, lighting, or exposure situation that does not match the other several hundred photos in the book. Ironically enough, those students that are socially awkward, nerdy, and/or wear thick coke-bottle glasses often end up as photards.

"I can't believe i wound up being a photard AGAIN this year. Man i'm pissed off."
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?"

by Larry The Bus Driver November 4, 2006

pretarded

Getting drunk by yourself before going to a social function. The social function in question is usually dry or full of people not as drunk as the pretard (not yet, anyway). Pretardation is marked by shame and embarassment often confused with being the life of the party.

Jeff figured there wouldn't be much drinking at his neice's birthday party, so he got pretarded at home.

by Captain Nadwick October 2, 2006