SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute

...."Hoin" not to be confused with "Heroin"
Usually extra origiinal.

Nocturnal.

Tends to add sauce after the end of words...such as lamesauce, sweetsauce or coolsauce.
Has random outbursts in their own version of Shakespearian time.
The person no one admits to liking but they enjoy their sense of humor.
Also uses phrases such as "Hey gurll Hayyyy!"
May or may not be friends with a Barky the Dino.

"Did you hear what that girl said?"
"I think..."
"Wow she must like totally be a SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute."

by KAR_in-a October 5, 2009

Mental Prostitute

A person you pay to titillate and exercise your brain, including your emotions, when it needs a little extra special attention. There is no actual physical contact between you and the mental prostitute...at all...ever.

Paul visits his mental prostitute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.

by Holly Varjak June 3, 2009

Prostiteen

A prostiteen is a teenage girl who dresses scandalously, similar to a prostitute of an older age. They are certainly not as "affectionate" as an actual prostitute, but they dress very similarly.

Be careful not to stare at girls you see walking down the street. Most of the time, they turn out to be prostiteens, and you'll just feel dirty.

by Matty VB May 29, 2009

prostitential

the potential that a woman has for becoming a successful prostitute; a measure of how promiscuous a woman is

Gertrude: I can't believe my boyfriend cheated on me with Ophelia last weekend.

Vera: You too? Ophelia slept with Horatio last night!

Emilie: Ophelia sleeps around so much that she could be rich a as a street worker; she has some serious prostitential.

by Reishi December 7, 2010

Prospitute

A prospective student at a college that sleeps around, hoping to be improve their chances of acceptance.

"That girl is such a prospitute! She'd open her legs to get into a community college!"

by Rob Oden October 17, 2009

Prestitute

A world leader who sells out and goes against what is right and should be done to gain personal wealth and status.

Henry: Barack Obama, Julia Gillard, Xi Jinping etc are f*ckin prestitutes, I am constantly lied to!
Jorge: I know.

by whenyoudecide April 25, 2013

prostiteen

An inappropriately dressed teenager, as is the style today. Combination of prostitute and teenager.

Can you believe her mother lets her dress like that? Or do you think she really is a hooker? The fashion industry is turning all these little girls into prostiteens.

by Jade5454 July 29, 2006