poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009

Poomer

Someone who is into poo politics, or generally amused by humourous poo jokes. Can also be someone that dislikes poop.

John: "I think that the invasion of Poland by Nazi-Germany was wrong and utterly disgusting."
Poomer: "yes poopoo peepee sex big money yes?"

Anthony: "I am severely against authoritarian rule, I believe progressive states will succeed no matter the circumstance."
Poomer: "I don't like poop."

by Big poopoo peepee sex yes? December 14, 2019

phoomy

a phoomy is a wide stick of rubber witch is a deodorant substitute

i use my phoomy today

by theman102 November 14, 2011

poomor

humor or jokes that revolve around poop. Usually of an immature nature.

Amy is a sucker for poomor

by Mel Torment January 27, 2008

poomsin

coming onto someone with sufficient tekkers

that brer is bare poomsin you get me ?

by tekkersfam123 March 6, 2011

a poompa la caca

a poompa la caca is when you want to yell poo. you have to yell a poompa la caca

"oi why u hit me rebecca truelence?"
" A POOMPA LA CACA!'

by isla louise July 22, 2020

Poomph

Queer Slang

Said when someone has done something noticeable worthy of a recognition.
compliment on appearance.

Okaaayy poomph! I see you!!

When one of the "girls" does a dip at the ball "SNAP" okkaaay ouuww

by FTMTBEAR May 12, 2015