Procrastifaking

When a muth-fucka take all damn day to do a simple ass task.
And still doesn't finish it, after several attempts.

Dave: Alon did you do your homework?
Alon: Umm... Damn dogg I sholl forgot
Dave:Yo ass be procrastifaking.
Alon: Nigga fuck you.

by De$ha mutha-fuckin G March 5, 2011

Procrastifaking

1. Bullshitting with time.
2. Taking your time despite importance.

3. To intentionally take too long
4. Stalling from doing. something you don't want to do.
5. Avoiding a task, situation, mission or anything you knowingly suppose to do.

People always procrastifaking when its time to do something they don't wanna do.

by L muhfuccin P January 31, 2018

procrastitasking

Procrastinating and Multi-tasking at the same time. Unable to tell which is more prevalent

procrastitasking is not beneficial but also is

by imitationpro December 25, 2019

Procrastibaking

Procrastination by baking homemade goods instead of working on a task that’s due for work or school.

Son: Mom, what are you doing? I thought you were supposed to be working on your report?
Mom: I thought I’d make you & your friends some homemade banana nut muffins!
Son: Ah. Procrastibaking again.

by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022

Procrastibaking

The act of baking something completely unnecessary, with the intention of avoiding more urgent tasks or responsibilities. Often results in a surplus of baked goods and a still unfinished to-do list.

I had a huge report due, but I spent the entire afternoon procrastibaking cookies instead."

by Thechristain_girl May 30, 2024

Procrastibarking

The act of barking (literally or metaphorically) as a way to procrastinate or avoid doing something you need to do. Often involves unnecessary noise-making or distraction to delay productivity.

Example in a sentence:
"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"

"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"

by M1N0L3SS January 28, 2025