procrastigmatism

When you have a vision dysfunction that will overlook dirty dishes, peeling paint, the change oil light on your car, etc; because it is something you'll get to later. Really, you will.

I didn't even realize that I was out of clean plates nor that my sink was full of unwashed dishes. Curses, my procrastigmatism is acting up again! Sometimes known as a different, "convenient" form of lazy eye

by Gary Straynge November 4, 2012

Productive Procrastination

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.

Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

procrastination

The driving force behind writing a research paper.

I procrastinated too long, and now the paper is due tomorrow! I haven't even started on it yet!! *starts writing nonstop*

Procrastination brings about the most busy day of your live eventually if you keep doing it.

by SomeBadJoke April 18, 2006

procrastination

1. the act of putting things off for later
2. the act that 97.466% of all people are committing this very second
3. i'll tell you later...
4. .........

Fake Procrastinator) Hey, you should join the "procrastination" group on Facebook! I just did!
True Procrastinator) Maybe tomorrow...

by herebutGONE January 3, 2010

Procrastinashit

Taking an extremely long shit (duration not length) in order to put off doing your work a little longer. Often accompanied by playing games on your phone

I didn't feel like doing my TPS reports so I took the longest procrastinashit ever, took about 1.5 hours.

by gregoriosyd October 23, 2011

productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

procrastination station

The place you find yourself when you just don't feel like doing anything.

Chris was stuck at the procrastination station all semester and ended up with a 0.8 GPA.

by mel22 December 30, 2008