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Procrastiductive

when the typical average human being procrastinates from doing a life's necessity to engage in a personally profound enterprise. Yet this individual is still doing something productive on a personal measure.
Parents: "Clean your room, do your homework, do your chores. You're procrastinating."
Me: (Setting higher life standards through the entertainment quality of my tumblr page therefore being a stupendous citizen and social network occupant, cultivating cultural interest through watching informative youtube videos and studying the patterns of human interaction and being socially involved through facebook)

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"No. I'm being procrastiductive."
by Hendrikplantsoen September 2, 2013
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Procrastifacial

My mom told me to get to work so i gave her my personal brew of PROCRASTIFACIAL
by Steve FettEER June 28, 2010
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Procrastifaking

When a muth-fucka take all damn day to do a simple ass task.
And still doesn't finish it, after several attempts.
Dave: Alon did you do your homework?
Alon: Umm... Damn dogg I sholl forgot
Dave:Yo ass be procrastifaking.
Alon: Nigga fuck you.
by De$ha mutha-fuckin G March 5, 2011
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procrastiface

"I could do this assignment, but I'll probably just continue to procrastiface."
by mynamesjono October 14, 2012
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Procrastifaking

1. Bullshitting with time.
2. Taking your time despite importance.

3. To intentionally take too long
4. Stalling from doing. something you don't want to do.
5. Avoiding a task, situation, mission or anything you knowingly suppose to do.
People always procrastifaking when its time to do something they don't wanna do.
by L muhfuccin P January 31, 2018
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Procrastifake

1. To bullshit with time.
2. Something or someone that takes too damn long.
3. To avoid or stall
4. When you have no care or concern about a time frame or schedule.
5. To do everything else except what you're suppose to be doing.
I like to procrastifake when I really don't wanna do something.
by L muhfuccin P January 31, 2018
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Procrastifake

I don't need any associates that procrastifake, it's a waste of time.
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