Procrastigramming

The act of procrastinating using programming. It could also mean the act of procrastinating your programming for activities and bulletin boards.

I have so much homework to do, so I am procrastigramming by doing my interactive passive for my floor.

by TamimiUrban February 16, 2015

Procrasticraving

The art of cooking, eating or just thinking about food when you’re supposed to be working

I have an assignment due but I’m procrasticraving pancakes

by Foxosaurus March 26, 2019

procrastigrading

When grad students or professors very thoroughly grade student papers in order to avoid doing real work.

Colleague: James, do you have your talk ready for the conference tomorrow?

James: Nope. I've been procrastigrading all week. These little *$&ers keep making the same mistakes every time.

by medisinn January 8, 2011

Procrastichatting

The act of chatting with friends via text, Facebook chat, or other chatting medium with the purpose of prolonging the beginning of your work.

Shelby should totally be starting that paper right now, but look at her over there procrastichatting with Zach on Facebook.

by Zeke J December 1, 2010

procrastiception

An attempt to make up for or end procrastination which merely results in further procrastination.

"Dude, have you finally blitzed through all that work yet?"
"Nah, I was going to stop procrastinating but I procrastinated that too..."
"Procrastinating within procrastination? You know man, we've got a word for that shit around here. Procrastiception."

by bowiesmoonboots September 2, 2012

Procrastinap

When you really don't want to do something and keep procrastinating, which makes you feel tired, drained and run down just thinking about doing it, so you take a nap instead which prolongs your procrastination.

"I really didn't want to study on Saturday so I took a procrastinap instead"

by Rooks M. June 1, 2013

Procrastinapper

When someone has a lot to do and just naps instead.

Procrastinapper- when someone has a lot of homework or general workload to do and they nap instead.

by Teehran Francis December 9, 2018