procrastinate

I'll tell you later but not right now because I am too lazy

I always procrastinate thats why i failed school and college

by smoovestarr April 3, 2005

procrastibation

A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.

"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"

by ricemond December 3, 2003

Procrastibate

To put off something to go masturbate.

"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"

by Recalibar February 28, 2009

procrastebate

The use of self satisfaction to delay duties etc.

I've been fired from my job because I would rather procrastebate then show up on time.

by Paula Esquivel May 7, 2008

Procrastinaked

The ability and urge to procrastinate whilst naked.

- Hey what are you up to?
- Just had a procrastinaked dance around the house.

by DPGL August 18, 2011

procrastinatey

The feeling when you procrastinate and know you shouldn't be

On YouTube watching 7 second videos for hours because you are feeling procrastinatey

by ProCrastinator August 25, 2013

Procrastinate before you masturbate

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"

Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)

by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017