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Flamingo Priest

Someone who is single but gives helpful and meaningful relationship advice to others.

The term "flamingo" originates from the saying 'single and ready to flamingo'.
The term "priest" suggests the person gives spiritual guidance and whom are in a position of power to share wisdom and advice. The receiver follows the advice religiously.
"Maybe you should talk to him, he might be open to you making guy friends"
"Are you sure? You might be right."
"I'm always right in regards to relationships, although I have no experience and live lonely in a dark room"
"You are quite the flamingo priest- single but have words of wisdom!"
by WordWizardSwag October 8, 2014
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scotish vag pipes

When Performing Oral Sex On A female, Fill Your Lungs With A Full Breath & Then Fill The Vagina With All Of Your Air. Then Run Away While Being Chased By A Chorus Of Kweifs From The Vag Pipes
After Performing The Scotish Vag Pipes John Is Now Single
by POON SLAYER April 17, 2014
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gas prices

1. The term used to identify when society as we know it will de-evolve. As prices rise, this time approaches closer.

2. A joke the rich find particularly amusing. They typically laugh about this while driving their SUVs and Escalades.

3. Source of panic attacks, high stress, and sudden interest, used by various media sources to get people's attention.
1. The way gas prices are now, we can expect things to end in about two or three years.

2. I say Carruthers, do you care about gas prices? Me either! Ha ha ha!

3. Gas prices are expected to rise, be sure to tune in later today as we discuss this topic of which we will have no solutions, and give you more to gripe over.
by Pareeha2 May 16, 2006
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Sweating like a priest in a playground!

This term has been going around due to the large amount of pressure and exposure on the Catholic church and there attempts to cover up and shelter the pedophiles and child molesters over the years...
"Christ mick! this exercise is killing me, need to stop for a rest.... I know Tom im Sweating like a priest in a playground!"
by gemineye7 April 3, 2010
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Priestley College

A College in Warrington, England.

It has a wide variety of A-Level, BTEC and Vocational courses

and the people who attend this college are awesome =)
I am a student taking A-Levels at Priestley College
by SophsterBEE March 8, 2009
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Pridesmaid

A single lady, participating in an honorary role at her gay best friends' marriage, presumably in a satiny dress they picked out for her; a term fondly coined to mark legalization of gay marriage in New York State during Pride 2011.
Thrice a Pridesmaid, never a bride
by meekamokka July 5, 2011
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burn the priest

The previous name of the Thrash metal band Lamb of God. They changed their name after the owner of an LA auditorium refused to let them play.
by JACK! December 27, 2005
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