prized showdog

An attractive professional women who is carted around by her male boss so that he can create a better image for himself by having all his coworkers or clients know that he works with a hot chick.

"Leanna, did you really go to that client meeting with Karl, even though you didn't work on that project and don't know anything about it? You are such a prized showdog."

"Yeah, but maybe he will get more business now that the client knows he works with such a hot chick."

by Sallie Mason May 27, 2005

Nobel Peace Prize

An award given out by the Norwegian-based Nobel committee. In the dark and oppressive capitalistic society of the 20th century, the prize was one of the most coveted and hard to win of all the Nobel prizes, given only to people who actually, like DID something, such as devoting their lives to the service of others or some other worthless garbage.

In the more enlightened recent age, thankfully, this unfair requirement no longer exists. One merely needs to be able to TALK about doing good things, at length and with great charisma. Whether you actually follow through on your promises is no longer relevant. 2009's prize being awarded to Barack Obama is a huge step in this direction.

At the rate things are going, by 2015 we can expect to see the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to the first player to collect Pacific Avenue, North Carolina Avenue, and Pacific Avenue in the McDonald's Monopoly sweepstakes. This is truly a great time to be alive.

I just won the Nobel Peace Prize! I'm lovin' it!

by Jett October 15, 2009

Prize Marlin

A prize marlin is the pinnacle of a sex act involving the lifting of woman with one arm while administrating a shocker and the placing of a finger inside her mouth as if she were a trophy fish.

"How was the day at the lake?"

"I did not catch anything, but I gave Kelly a prize marlin."

by Sweet River July 27, 2006

cash and prizes

(Ka-ASH-and-PRY-zes) - your junk, your privates, your twig and berries, ouch

She kneed me right in the cash and prizes and took me to the ground

by CWood December 1, 2003

Nigga Preaze

How a Japanese person who is trying to act black would say "Nigga Please." The R in the word "preaze" comes from the fact that it is common for Japanese people who speak broken English to sort of pronounce their L sounds like R's.

Just felt like putting a definition for this since there was already one that didnt make as much sense as this one.

Jiro: Yo,yo,yo,yo,yooooo, da notorious JI-R-O is in da mothafuckin house, beotch! Yo Yoshi, got any dorrar birrs, homie? Imma cruise fo some rovery white radies in my pimped out Honda Civic and bang on dem tits rike taiko drums untirr my rice noodle farrs off, fo shizzre!
Yoshi: Friend Jiro, what's wrong with you? I swear to Buddha you sound rike you drank too much sake rast night or received few severe brows to head as chird. Have you seen ratest Inuyasha episode yet?
Jiro: Nigga Preaze! Foor you trippin! Imma pop shurikens in yo ass! Dont be wastin my frava!

by Terminus_Est May 27, 2008

Brobel Prize

An international award made annually for outstanding achievement in Bomanitarianism, and Bromoting brohood.

Founded and named for ScientistAlfred Brobel, A total broceratops who invented dynamite!

For his Acheivement in compiling and publishing the definitive version of the Encyclopedia Brotanica Dana was awarded the Brobel Prize

by parasomniac3 January 10, 2009

Prize

to describe something as good.

Alex: Yo man, that sandwhich was prize.

Mike: Cereal ?

Alex: Ya man, prize.

Mike: Like yo momma' !

Alex: Naw man.

by Flite13 July 21, 2009