pretendering

Writing as if i am someone else

lucy, pretendering to be an excited mountain climber.

by lucy camenia November 6, 2017

Public Pretender

A play on the word, "Public Defender". Ya see, it rhymes...real original, right? Basically, this is a poor retched soul that usually just graduated from law school. Being an attorney at the pubic defender's office is probably the worst job a lawyer could ever have. The "PD" as it's commonly called, usually attracts a couple of different types. One is the rich hippie or Trustafarrian, a disgruntled lawyer who was "targeted" when he/she was younger, some stupid white kid that thinks they can change the world, an ultra liberal Harvard graduate, or some poor twerp who couldn't get another job quick enough.

Raymone: "Man, I gots-ta-get a lawyer."

Laquisha: "Well what you bitchin at fool, call down to da PD's office and get ya one."

Raymone: "Naw, I don't want some Public Pretender to fuck all my shit up."

by ArticChile April 15, 2008

the great pretender

When a so called geezer pretends to be smashed but their clearly sober as a judge!

A: "here lads, is bagle pissed??"
B: "is he bollocks, only had 4 bottles. Being the great pretender again isn't he!"
A: "fucking wet lettuce"

by Bigtimeguzzler April 28, 2016

Pretender

The act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus "pretending" someone else is giving you a hand job.

Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.

Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.

by karatekidllll June 22, 2009

heterosexual pretender

A homosexual, aka "fag".

Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.

by skEwb1 May 13, 2007

When the pretender is mistrustful!

The moment when the pretender is mistrustful, this frase is used when "When the imposter is sus!" meme starts being unfunny.

Michael: Hey Clint, when the pretender is mistrustful!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!

by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021

petember

A cunning but smart person, pretty but insecure, will cherish her friends and loyal in relationships

Aww your such a petember

by Obese._onion December 2, 2021