peste

Spanish word for "bad smell", or "bad odor".

Wow! Who farted in here? What peste!!!

or

Person A: "Te cagaste?"
Person B: "Si. Por que?"
Person A: "Por que ay una peste a mierda en esta casa.."

by adrian1082 August 23, 2009

Pestulous

Pestulous -
Note: This term most often applies to kids and the perplexing things they do.
1. The act of being a real pest.
2. Considerably more annoying than usual.

Usage -
"You kids are being especially pestulous today."

by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 27, 2018

Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

perestroka

Noun. An ictus or other seizure brought on by the consumption of too many cheese blintzes, sour-cream-laden piroshki, or other high-cholesterol Russian dishes.

"Dude, you'd better hope this place has a full-time cardiologist on duty. If you eat that whole plate of pirogi in chicken fat, you're gonna keel over with a perestroka for sure."

by 5$wds November 20, 2009

Geena Prestia

A type of traditional Italian food you can find in a normal Italian restaurant.

You wanna go and have some Geena Prestia?

by Chin Chang Chong September 19, 2017

presto569

A god, worshiped by those only with the highest of intellect.

Have you been watching presto596 lately

Presto569

by The Joseph Stalin May 31, 2018

Cole Preston

The swaggest drummer to ever exist. He’s multi-talented, kind and has cool hair and tattoes. He has a sweatshirt that he wears 24/7. An overall 11/10 person

Cole Preston is swag

by c837y January 29, 2021