Pressing

A form of capital punishment in which weight is applied to the victim gradually. Sometimes if they divulge certain information, the weights will be lifted. In the last ten years gangs have began to bring it back into fashion. Giles Dory, in the 1692 salem trials, is known to have said, "More weight, please" as they added the last lethal stone.

Thug: Yo, boy, you keep talkin' shit we gon' press yo ass.
Punk: OH GOD PRESSING! *urinates on himself*

by Steagles February 15, 2006

Pressing

Intentionally being abrasive towards a situation or normally an individual.

Not overly going with what they’re saying.

Why are you pressing me for I said it was chill.

by Creps November 9, 2019

bitch pressing

Like bench pressing, except pushing one or more women up instead of weights.

Mike - "Wanna hit the gym later?"
Dan - "Nah. When I get home I'll be bitch pressing my girlfriend."
Mike - "Niiiiice."

by Corbin Zane T. September 24, 2009

pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door

"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."

by yippa March 17, 2023

Bench pressing

To sit on a bench reading a newspaper while waiting for a bus.

If someone says they benched 250 yesterday, it means they waited exactly 2 minutes 50 seconds before their bus showed up.

"I was bench pressing the other day and learned that a two headed whale was discovered on the shores of Sweden!!!"

by meatloafed January 10, 2010

pressing down on the button

Is when you hold your dick while carrying on an otherwise normal conversation with another individual.

The whole time he was on the phone with her he was pressing down on the button.

by scudhero April 30, 2014

Pressing Ham

Exposing your bare ass and spreading your butt cheeks onto an object possibly leaving a slight anal residue to the surface.

"Bro, I was Pressing Ham on my neighbors door handle last night and my best buddy opened the door right after"

by Johny Cakes May 8, 2012