by trogdor0086 September 21, 2009
1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are
1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm.
2)In the present, I am sad.
3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.
2)In the present, I am sad.
3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.
by NiceN0b0dy1 May 13, 2018
by botaf November 11, 2003
by David Cameron's Little Finger April 18, 2015
Jesus says, "The other day i went looking for my gerbil in my dad's closet and i got presentated."
Mary, " yeah your dad's gay"
Mary, " yeah your dad's gay"
by aminja November 15, 2006
What the past left behind for us. The time we are living in right now is therefore a present from the past.
Person 1: Why is it called the present?
Person 2: Because everything we see is a present from the past
Person 2: Because everything we see is a present from the past
by hittaJ March 20, 2017
by baketucci April 25, 2011