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PRESENTEEISM

Going to work or school when ill.
Spreading germs through anxiety over missing work or school.

Opposite abscenteeism missing work for any or no reason.
PRESENTEEISM will likely cost US employers 18 Billion yes billion dollars this year through lowered productivty of Presenteeism workers, the spread of germ to other employees regarless of abscenteeism or presenteeism cost significant losses.
by damnriver January 30, 2007
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presenting

when a gay shows his ass to sum1
holy crap, tewsons presenting to you chip, cover your eyes
by botaf November 11, 2003
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presents

unreciprocated oral sex (not reciprocated with sex either).
Raymond gives all the girls presents
by jon cheeks May 31, 2005
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Presents

Mate, I'm popping down to the gift shop to pick up some presents for Dave's birthday party.
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Dreidel presents

Another term for recreational Percocet. Originating when seemingly nice Jewish boys would hide their Percocet in fake dreidels.
Know what I've got in my pocket? Dreidel presents. We can pop em after class.
by LilCart October 16, 2018
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depression presents

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or something like coffee/clothes/snacks/etc. The goal of a depression present is to make life the recipients life more pleasant, and enjoyable.

Depression presents rose to popularity due to their ability to save money in the long run by preventing costly mental heath emergencies. This works by taking l action to prevent depressive episodes from worsening by taking steps to better ones mental heath before it gets bad through emphasis on self-care practices and the valuation that small changes/ gifts can have a big positive impact on one’s mental heath and make it more worth living.
Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.
by K_<3_2001 October 29, 2023
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presents

both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.

noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.
Are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?

There's going to be hella presents tonight.
by Almost Audible June 29, 2003
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