present

Something you give without any type of obligation.

I am going to give a present to her.

by ivestarted April 4, 2016

presentism

The judging of people in the past by the moral standards of the present.

"Tear down all the statues! Those people were all racists!"
"That's presentism, dude. Everybody was racist back then. In 100 years they'll probably think you were a monster too."

by OkiShisa September 20, 2022

present

1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are

1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm.
2)In the present, I am sad.

3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.

by NiceN0b0dy1 June 5, 2018

presenting

when a gay shows his ass to sum1

holy crap, tewsons presenting to you chip, cover your eyes

by botaf November 11, 2003

presents

unreciprocated oral sex (not reciprocated with sex either).

Raymond gives all the girls presents

by jon cheeks May 31, 2005

Presents

Cocaine (UK slang)

Mate, I'm popping down to the gift shop to pick up some presents for Dave's birthday party.

by David Cameron's Little Finger April 18, 2015

presentated

to go through your dad's closet and find your dad doing aerobics in your mom's underwear

Jesus says, "The other day i went looking for my gerbil in my dad's closet and i got presentated."
Mary, " yeah your dad's gay"

by aminja November 10, 2008