Youtube Premium

Something completely useless
Go get an ad-blocker for free

dont waste your money on Youtube Premium

by ShittyShit13 June 9, 2020

premium snapchat

Snapchat users whom charge a fee for sex services via the app.

"Hey buy my premium snapchat and I'll show you my titties."

by Stealyoface December 1, 2018

Premium Trim

High quality, sexy women. Top shelf pussy.

"Yo, I got lucky and scored some premium trim last night!"

by Tony Touch June 7, 2007

premium snap

a paid snap picture explicitly showing your body basically selling pics of ur booty or tits

snap on someone story : snap me for a premium snap !

by lollilauren April 17, 2017

Premium Snow Jobber

The act of dipping your penis into snow and then reiciving head while warm water is tossled around in the cock suckers mouth.

Everyone wants a Premium Snow Jobber from the Posse Of The Dirty Dale.

by posseakat September 12, 2005

Predumptial Fart

The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.

Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?

Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.

Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!

by Buddahrid January 23, 2009

premium laptop

Someone who is an absolute weapon and should be avoided at all costs

*Reuben dabs*
*Luke whips*
*Lucas* you two are absolute premium laptops

by Longdong11 September 24, 2017