pursception

a name for when a female keeps a small purse inside a larger one. There can be an unlimited number of purses, creating several kicks to get to the deepest purse.

Kourtney keeps her money in her coin purse, which is inside her medium-sized purse, which is inside her messenger bag - this is straight pursception.

by kourtadactyl September 7, 2011

Perceptisonic Lag

The amount of time, at a live performance by a popular band, between the beginning of a song and the beginning of the wave of applause signifying that the audience has realised which song is being played.

A: Man, the Perceptisonic Lag on that song was huge... Did those idiots not know what they were listening to?
B: They did play it pretty different from the album version...
A: Yeah, I guess so. But I knew what it was.

by unfairrobot December 19, 2012

Suicide Prevention Month

September is suicide prevention month. Make sure to reach out to your friends, family and loved ones and make sure they are okay and are doing good! If they aren’t, validate their feelings and see if there is any way to help. Also, don’t forget to also take care of yourself and your own mental health time month. :D

Person 1: Hey, it’s suicide prevention month!
Person 2: That’s nice to know, I must reach out to my sister and see how she’s doing.

Person 1: Me too!

by spaghettini tagliatelle September 2, 2021

Prection

Coined by Korean boyband Super Junior member Kangin. Initially meant 'precious' by can also be used in a variety of settings.

"Actions are more prections than words"
"Did you wipe after you prectioned?"
"You are my prection"

by PreciousB January 19, 2009

Mr Brown is waiting in reception

When you really need to take a shit.

"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".

by Jiminator February 16, 2008

Loss Prevention Officer

Also known as LPO, typically work for retail stores, specializing in the recovery of merchandise and the apprehension of the shoplifter. Typically dressed in plain clothes to blend in as a shopper. LPO's use CCTV, floor observations, and 2-way windows to view the shoplifters in action.

Damn, I now have a misdemeanor on my record for life, because that damn Loss Prevention Officer arrested me over some dice!

DIIIIICCCCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

by LPO in CA June 19, 2008

Pigception

A pig inside a pig

Alternatively: a pig inside a pig inside a pig inside a pig inside a pig inside a pig inside a pig and so on and so forth till the end of days

Trace: "Woah, what's that sweet animal?!?!"

Noah: "It's a pig inside a pig!"

Trace: "So it's like a turducken?"

Noah: "No, It's pigception!"

by TheConcernedHobbit November 15, 2011