Pre-Kermit withdrawal syndrome

A strange illness usually contracted through iminant loss of a much loved work collegue.

Symptoms include:
Abusive behaviour on forums
Neglecting tea duties
Strange odour
Overeating

by kermit March 14, 2005

Pre - kend

A frame of mind. Gateway to the weekend.

Happy Friday everyone! It's the Pre - kend.

by Car51 September 12, 2018

pre-krunked

Being drunk or krunk before going to a bar or other drinking establishment, so you are at the perfect level of intoxication, and so all you have to do is maintain your buzz.

Hey lets go bowling tonight.

We gotta be pre-krunked before we go, that way the beer will taste good

by sleepingkills April 6, 2008

Pre Ket

The watery substance that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the ketchup.

Man this burger looked really good before i accidentally put pre ket on it.

by Calumboerlenballs December 29, 2016

Pre-ker

This is a newer slang to refer to a child who has failed one of the years in preschool.

Teacher : sorry to say this but your daughter is a pre-ker
Dad : again she's seven how many more times!
Teacher : she has failed the fourth time I would have rolled into a different School or homeschool her

by 459395 February 11, 2022

Pre Ketchup

The watery bit of ketchup that comes out when you go to use the ketchup but the bottle hasn't been shaken up or it has been left a while without being used. This leads to a puddle of watery ketchup being left seeping onto your plate and probably on your hands.

"Ew, I forgot to shake the bottle, now there's Pre Ketchup on my chips."

"Don't forget to shake the bottle or you'll get Pre Ketchup."

by Soopie.t December 20, 2023

pre-Kegels

Da assorted seductive hips-swaying and crotch-undulating maneuvers dat a hot chick performed in front of a lustful stud who consequently engaged in one or more of da bare-genitaled bouncy-bouncy sessions wif said luscious looker which resulted in her now-upcoming "first celebration of Mother's Day", and which also presently necessitates her partaking of assorted abdominal-flexing exercises for better prenatal health.

In da infamous "four spaghettis" joke (i.e., "two with sausage and meatballs, and two without"), said "liberally-fertile-and-fertilized" chick must have had to do a whole PASSEL of pre-Kegels during da following months!

by QuacksO November 5, 2024