pokeballed

When you engage to marry someone early before they can realize they can find better.

Pete Davidson pokeballed Ariana Grande.

by Kram Retsel January 9, 2019

Pokéballing

To pokéball; The act of slapping a girl repeatedly with ones ball sac while screaming "Pokéball go!" until you cum ; Can also be spelled pokeballing

I was Pokéballing this girl last night and she liked it.

by Aghno April 24, 2014

Pokeballin'

When you hit your partner in the face with your balls and scream "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!"

Phil was Pokeballin' Shannon while she was she was watching Digimon.

by Pokeballin' November 13, 2009

Pokebating

The act of masturbating, or pleasing thy self, while playing any hand held Pokemon game, or watching any of the movies.

Ricky practices pokebating at least seven times a day, to keep himself in mental stability.

by PokemonTrainerA November 2, 2010

Apple Pokéball

n. A type of Ecstasy that generally contains MDMA and caffeine as active ingredients. They may have any number of logos stamped on them, and two Apple Pokéballs may have completely different mixtures of ingredients. This kind originated in Bellflower, California, but can most likely be found in other areas as well.

Guy: I'm gonna do an Apple Pokéball before I party tonight.

Girl: Awesome! Get a bunch of them and we'll have an ecstasy love in!

by loop zoop June 17, 2011

posebag

Person who is a poser, but also does a poor job of trying to emulate the style, fashion or activity.

Portmanteau of "poser" and "douche-bag" or "scum-bag" or even "trash-bag".

Mike just bought the Kayne CD and the next day he was wear wearing bling and showing underwear instead of his usual three piece suit. What a posebag.

by don't use air conditioning August 10, 2008

Pokéballer

One who never fails to catch a Pokémon on “Pokémon GO” (or at least won’t admit failure)

I am a real Pokéballer!

by Dan The ManVine July 22, 2016