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Powerchip

A product full of bullshit promises, produced by a con-man.
I almost bought a Powerchip but then I realised I'd rather get AIDS and die.
by Deceivr December 15, 2010
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Powerchip

A company in Australia owned by a cunt named Wayne Besanko that scams people out of their money to put a useless "performance chip" in their cars. Wayne has a 3 inch penis, and will threaten to sue you if you are unhappy with his product, however the cunt couldn't afford the worst attorney on the planet.
Google: Wayne Besanko or Powerchip
by lakjdflkajdflakj December 17, 2010
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powerslide

Throttle-on induced oversteer. Initiating a drift (oversteer) by applying the throttle in a turn enough to make the rear wheels break traction and slide out.
Any car can drift using the handbrake. But you need a rear wheel drive car to powerslide!
by sffjkajakfsk January 26, 2008
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powerthirst

An extremely powerful energy drink that will:

Let you shoot at clouds
Dead Jesus Rodeo
Gives you birds, turning you into a bird man
Boy+Powerthirst= Man
Man+Powerthirst= Manmanman
Pregnant woman+Powerthirst=Holy shit!
Turn people with Down syndrome into energetic people with Down syndrome (a very slight adjustment)
Man+Tshirt= Manateeshirt
Rabies+Rabies= RABIES
2 units of Hydrogen+1 unit of oxygen+Sperm of Zeus= Powerthirst (with sperm)
Face+fist
Baby+fist
Dog+fist
Fist+Fist= Doublefist
Merry Fistmas!
Bearrorism

And lastly, you will vomit a wedding.
Red Bull may give you wings, but Powerthirst gives you BIRDS!
by JG Plisken May 4, 2010
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Powerthirst

A very powerful drink that come in a abundunce of flavors like, MANANA! FIZZBITCH! and GUN! it also now comes in GODBERRY! (king of the juice..) you can give powerthirst to your babies and they'll run as fast as KENYEANS!
"dude, why is he so hyperisticly fast as a kenyean?!" "He probably had some Powerthirst!"
by RunasfastasKENYEANS April 13, 2009
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Powersnatch

The vagina of a particularly fit/buff/muscular woman. Usually it has the ability to grab and eat men whole. Resistance is futile.
Emily used her Powersnatch to devour Andy while they were watching "A Charlie Brown Christmas".
by Life1ess December 16, 2008
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Powerhate

Synonym to Haterade. Term used to point out a hater.
Iran has been sippin' that Powerhate for a while now.

Why you gotta be like that? You sippin' that Powerhate or what?
by SuperMail July 14, 2009
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