Putinistic

The term used to explain someone who is in denial of defeat.

Evan: i won
Jim: but i had more points
Jim: you are putinistic

by Le proffesuer May 8, 2019

Poutine Fries

Poutine Fries is slang for ejaculating onto feces that was released accidentally following an emphatic bout of anal sex. Specifically, as the male pulls out and is about to release, the recipient's bowels accidentally begin to move. However, as the male has already begun to ejaculate, the result is semen-covered feces. This is said to resemble poutine fries, the French Canadian dish of French Fries covered in gravy and mayonnaise.

Julian pulled out following some tenacious anal, but had already started to bust when his girl accidentally started to shit. Poutine Fries was on the menu that night.

by The Invisible Can January 18, 2013

Poudini

The poop that doesn't give you the satisfaction of observing it in the toilet when you're done.

I was on the shitter for 10 minutes and when I was done I looked down and there was nothing! I'd been Poudini'd.

by Ryboflavin Earl June 6, 2011

Poutine queen

Used primarily in Canada, poutine queen refers to a gay male who is primarily attracted to French Canadian men.

Call me a poutine queen if you will, but that André Boisclair is quite a dish!

by Adam Hawkins August 30, 2008

poutine muncher

a slur for the people of quebec canada

shut up you poutine muncher

by kawaiiuwukitty April 13, 2023

vladmir poutine

A Russian Canadian president or a tasty French fry plate with gravy and cheese on it with the option of vodka on the side

I'm naming my dog vladmir poutine, you guys wanna go to the mall and get a vladmir poutine

by Adamsriver December 29, 2016

American Poutine

Where traditional poutine is fries and cheese curds covered in gravy, American Poutine ups the ante by covering those fries and curds in diarrhea.

I had to take an emergency shit in my McDonald’s bag. There were still fries at the bottom, it was a real American Poutine situation.

by Nano88 January 20, 2022