Pootention

The art of holding in one's poop until the last possible moment, often resulting in a sense of satisfaction or relief once finally released. Pootention requires a certain level of discipline and mental fortitude, as well as a willingness to endure physical discomfort.

I held in my poop for hours until I got home, and the pootention was worth it.

by Farmand March 18, 2023

Poensine

Something you'd write on a sign.

Your quote would make a great poensine.

by blackpartyangeldemon November 29, 2015

pensioners piano

A slots or pokies machine. Where pensioners go to spend their time before they kick the bucket.

Going to knock off work early and hit up the pensioners piano....you in?

by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020

Potonion

(Put-un-ion) Stank-ass body oder. If a rotten potato sleeps with an onion...

When you work all day in the sun while wearing a turtle neck, then you take it off and your friends run....You smell like a potonion....or a Russian.

by thelittleton... October 4, 2008

pensioner

pensioner
An old guy who receives money for just being around a long time.

The pensioner is a useless old man.

by Apple Cider May 13, 2005

potention

a mix of pretension and potential. the word originated on t3h internets...and that is most likely where it will stay.

this thread has no potention.
this definition never had any potention.

by phillyb April 1, 2007

Partensional

Partensional is a word to describe when a sentence crosses the boundaries of English and includes at least two different tenses, in a way that now does not make sense.

Person 1: Yesterday, I was going to Disneyland, and I'm going to go on all the rollercoasters

Person 2: You went really partensional there...

by Imager May 13, 2009