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poster friends

1. Fake friends - act like they care, they don't.
You might have some stuff in common and talk them, but only because there is no one else to talk to. Once someone better comes along you'll leave your poster friends behind because after all, they weren't your friends to begin with.
2. Like a poster, you'll been seen with them in a picture but their not actually there for you when you need them.
3. Someone your seen with but they don't mean anything to you.
"I only eat lunch with my poster friends because I havn't found where I fit in yet."
by Lauren Y November 13, 2005
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Poster Child

A person who is an example of something.
Though Jerry was reckless, he somehow always prevailed due to dumb luck. When they say "Fortune favours the foolish", Jerry was the poster child.
by Zetastic June 6, 2005
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Frog Poster

Someone who posts pictures of Pepe the Frog on an image-board website.
by ;'./]-+\| October 1, 2020
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gimmick poster

A member of a forum or news group who takes on some personality in the form of something familiar or comical.

A gimmick poster typically will not reveal personal details about their selves or opinions unless it matches the persona they have created or are borrowing from.

Note: Most Gimmick Posters are multis. typically they are well known regular members of the forum or newsgroup.
You know that HomerSimpson is actually JohnDoe123 dont you? yeah, he's just another multi. JohnDoe123 is always makeing up new Gimmick Posters.
by Sykko December 29, 2008
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Piss Posturing

Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.

The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."
She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.
by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017
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load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart
Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."
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Posterity

All future generations ahead. All the unborn generations collectively. All the people who will exist in the future. All succeeding generations. -Emeasoba George
Posterity is synonymous with offspring.
by Emeasoba George June 1, 2018
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