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Prosterity

1. The clandestine belief that your children and would be grandchildren are plotting to check your prostate.

2. When a man carries on his family name via butt pregnancy.

3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.
1. Daryl's children believed in prosterity, much to his dismay.

2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.

3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.
by CherieCherryPie April 20, 2010
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prosterity

The attitude of someone whose prostate(s) are acting up but they don't want to get the problem taken care of because for some reason they think complaining about it all the time makes them seem more mature.
I wish he would just get over his prosterity so we can hang out like normal people.
by ArdentGuard May 27, 2016
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Paternity Brothers

Two or more men who appeared on the Maury Povich show and were tested for the paternity of the same child.
"Ever since we was both tested for being Shaniqua's baby daddy on dat Maury show, we Paternity Brothers, fam"
by mattmattmattmatt August 21, 2008
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Posterity

Posterity (noun): the ease of masturbation without searching through a whole Facebook or text conversation to find nudes.
Did you just save the nude snap I sent you?!
Oh, don't mind that, just recording it for posterity.
by Papawoot June 28, 2019
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peternity

Hey dude I just joined the Peternity discord server!

You're a virgin, right?

How'd you know??
by TheRadRabbidRabbit July 9, 2021
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Paternity leard

A beard that is allowed to grow without trimming during paternity leave.
Your baby smells like shit, and so does that paternity leard.
by Goveezy March 19, 2014
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Poopternity

The amount of time it takes for your boyfriend to leave your place when you have to poop.
"I kept trying to get my boyfriend to leave last night so I could use the bathroom but he wouldn't take a hint. It felt like such a poopternity before he finally left!"
by lumbersmith January 10, 2012
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