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prosperity gospel

a doctrine taught by mostly evangelical Christian televangelists that wealth and propserity are promised in the Bible for devoting your life to God, or that a life of wealth and health and prosperity are signs of God's favor. Unfortunately, the prosperity gospel is not just unBiblical, but is used by these televangelists to get you to donate your money to their organization. I am a Christian myself and dont buy into the prosperity gospel.
The prosperity gospel unfortunately leads others astray and exploits one's desire to have wealth and health in this life. In a way, the prosperity gospel teaches a person to pursue wealth and not God himself, and could be considered a form of idolatry. If the prsperity gospel is true, then why wasn't Mother Teresa or Jesus rich?? Does being "poor" mean you are being chastised by God? Just a few thoughts.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com July 15, 2009
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Potterites

The lovers of the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling.

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J.K. Rowling
Being one of the ultimate POTTERITES, I waited for 2 hours in the rain for the arrival of the 5th Harry Potter book.
by Tessa the Great December 11, 2003
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Posterior Motive

When a girl is only thinking about having anal sex.
Yo I was ready to bust a nut in this girl's vag but next thing I know I'm all up in her ass! I got caught up in her posterior motives...
by Teh butt s3x0rs May 3, 2010
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Posterior

a super super funny and smart sounding way to say butt
What did he say?
He said posterior. You know, like a butt!!!
by superfunnygirl February 4, 2015
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Posteriority

Derives from Posterior and Posterity
Posteriority is what you end up with when you have your colonoscopy recorded in HD. Your posterior is now indelibly recorded for posterity and may end up being the butt of many jokes..
by LuvFun January 6, 2019
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Posterior Fairy

Gay man, see also Fairy, Butt Pirate, Ass Goblin, Rectum Raider, Rectal Raider, etc
That guys is such a posterior fairy!
by Szerdi September 30, 2003
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Mong'posterthy moment

when mongus man goes to mogus drip store, becomes a mong'poster and then starts flying
"Hey, you want a cookie"

"nah"

"ok buy some mongus stuff"

"ok"

*starts flying*

"guys look! that's a mong'posterthy moment!!!"
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