postamory

noun

From post (after) and amory (love), postamory is the state or practice of having no further romantic relationships due to poor history with relationships.

I've had it! Every relationship I've been in has been a total disaster! Forget polyamory . . . I'm postamory!

by Max C. Webster, III April 7, 2010

Pastalytize

1: to induce someone to convert to one's faith to Pastafarianism (www.venganza.org).

2: to recruit someone to join a Pastafarian party, Pastafarian institution, or Pastafarian cause

3: to move from "Apostasy" to "a pasta, see?"

(intransitive verb)
— pas·ta·ly·tize
— pas·ta·ly·tized
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·ing
(noun)
— pas·ta·ly·ti·za·tion
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·er

On fridays we go to bars to pastalytize. At least we don't go door-to-door or bug you at a bus stop.

by Rev. Dr. Biko January 8, 2013

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome )

A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.

Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...

by CUNDSNO December 15, 2012

pistachio

To refer to a member of the opposite sex in conversation when such discussion may be considered overly discriminatory or sexist when being overheard. Can refer to the USDA system of grading for pistachio nuts and shells (i.e. U.S. Fancy, U.S. Extra No. 1, U.S. No. 1, and U.S. Select).

"Check out the pistachio by the doorway. Extra No. 1 grade."
"Agreed."

by shabazzier January 5, 2017

Postabating

Continuously posting by yourself on an Internet forum.

Man where did everybody go I feel like I am postabating here in the TOAK.

by Uncle Chesterwood December 22, 2014

pasta and lobster

expression used when a black girl gets with a white guy that treats her good
based off the verse in “area codes” by kaliii

ex.

“you seen her new bf? he’s white”
“yeah she eating her pasta and lobster”

by sourmilkies September 15, 2023

Never feed the badders pasta

A term infamously used by Fredo, (no not the chocolate mascot u fuck shit) to warn us to never give food to the hoe. One day she's eating pasta in my house, then yours? City boyz can't let that happen dargs.

Darling, its home time...never feed the badders pasta.

by SkraaaaPapA August 2, 2019