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pokeyman

Used by crazy people who can't pronounce "Pokemon".
POKEYMAN?! POKEYMAN?! With the pokey and the man and the thing with the guy that comes out and has a face and he HAGGKLAGEHNONA HAHAHAHAHAH.
by YesIAmAnIdiot July 2, 2006
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pokey the penguin

1 : Pokey the Penguin lives with his family in the arctic circle!!! Say hello to Pokey!!!!!

2 : Pokey the Penguin is an educational children's cartoon! Pokey and his pals have fun and learning about the hazards of the arctic circle!
Pokey the Penguin lives at aich tee tee pee co lin slash slash yellow five dot com slash pokey slash.
by Emme December 22, 2003
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Pokey

a place of incarceration - where you go to get poked
He finally got scared straight when he was sent to the pokey
by AnalAl December 16, 2016
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pokey bum wank

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
by Dave September 16, 2003
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Pokey

1. Old-time word for "slow".

2. Slang for jail.

3. Gumby's orange pony. Pokey is made out of clay and speaks in a low voice that makes him sound more like a donkey than a pony. Pokey is often jealous of Gumby's talents.

4. A cactus-themed enemy from the Super Mario video game series. Its first appearance was the non-canon Super Mario 2 (Super Mario USA in Japan), but made later appearances in other Mario games including Super Mario World and Paper Mario.

5. A main villain in Earthbound. Pokey is a fat, ego-centric boy who causes trouble for Ness and the others throughout the game. He also appears in Mother 3.
1. Stop being so pokey and catch up!

2. He got thrown in the pokey last night.

3. With his cowboy hat on, Gumby rode Pokey through the desert.

4. Don't jump on a Pokey! They're spiny!

5. Pokey REALLY means business now!
by PokeyMan October 30, 2009
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Posey Rims

The situation while playing basketball, either seriously or for fun, where the ball refuses to enter the hoop when you shoot it. Usually in the form of clanging off of the back of the rim.
*Shoots basketball and misses again*

"Ahhh, what the fuck? Fucking posey rims!
by ThaOnlyF1 August 11, 2012
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Pokey Minch

An evil, chubby bastard, who's like is devoted to making Ness's a living nightmare. He became Giygas's lefthand man, and rode around in a spider-bot that farts.
by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003
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