Piss Positions 

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!

Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!

Piss Positions by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021

sex positions 

The way you have sex. When having sex they're different ways to do it. The styles of sex you use. Examples- 69,missionary,69 standing,doggy style,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar all of these are "sex positions" sex positions sex styles of sex}

Boy-How many "sex positions" do you know. Girl- Wouldn't you like to find out.

Examples- 69,missionary,69 standing,doggy style,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar all of these are "sex positions" sex positions sex styles of sex}

sex positions by Shaman king21 February 16, 2010

compromising positions

when you are hanging out/ dating someone and someone, normally related to you walks in and sees you doing something, you probably shouldn't be doing.

like cuddling with a boy that isn't supposed to be at your house when you are alone. and you are in a 'compromising position' and your dad just saw. or walking in on two people that are close to each other and seem to want to escape and make small talk at a quick moment.

dude, last night her mom walked in and saw us in compromising positions.

compromising positions by aye kay May 24, 2008

sexual positions 

Where one is ranked on the sexual ladder.

yoan is WAY out of my sexual position.. i need to find someone more in my league..

sexual positions by Yoan February 1, 2003

Piss Positions 

The exciting end to the Piss Positions trilogy.

1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)

2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.

3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.

Big Brother Goolag is gonna advertise me some weird shit for months, enjoy your damn piss positions.

Piss Positions by TotallyTubularDude February 18, 2021

Piss Positions 

The third piss positions definition I wrote was going to be the last one, but boredom struck, so it's coming back.

I guess you could call this a sequel.

1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.

2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.

3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.

4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.

Some examples:

- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)

5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.

Like all piss positions, and pissing in general, please make sure to stay out of sight of others. Please piss responsibly.

Piss Positions by TotallyTubularDude March 14, 2021

sex ""positions omg"" 

Somone who gets excited on teh thought of sexual intercoarse.

omg sex ""positions omg"" are so cool

sex ""positions omg"" by homiiciide January 31, 2008