pulled a Porter Robinson

To bleach you're hair like the musican porter robinson

"Yo dude did you see Billie eilish's new hair? She really pulled a Porter Robinson!"

by Renwashere May 3, 2021

Porter Ranch

A small city full of gated communities north of Los Angeles that has million dollar homes within 1 mile of the fucking dumpy ass retail hell shitbox better known as WalMart. The idiot ass realtors of the Porter Ranch area, want it to be compared to a city like Beverly Hills, only instead of Rodeo Drive adorned with Tiffany, Louis Vuitton, Cartier, it has Rinaldi Ave adorned with WalMart, Famous Footwear, and Sport Chalet! Bottom line, it's Northridge, but pimpier because it has a golf course.

Jack: I live in Porter Ranch.
Sam: Oh, Northridge.
Jack: NO. PORTER RANCH.

by tees June 20, 2008

Portering

A verb (pronounced "Porter-ing") that describes when a person plays a multi-player video game (such as Halo or Smash Bros.) and sits on the sidelines while the other players fight and kill each other. When only 2 out of all the players fighting are left, the one who took this action tends to win because he did not do anything and angers the other players.

"Freakin' Mike won againg because he was portering the whole time!"

by dube56 May 12, 2008

Porterdalian River Rat

White trash that reside in Porterdale, Georgia.

Have you heard that Stacy’s a meth head? Yeah, you can’t expect much from a Porterdalian River Rat.

by ugongetacoke October 17, 2019

Porterville

The butt hole rim of California populated by mostly mexicans. Where white people are left with only memories of better times before their son developed a meth addiction and their daughter became a cowboy. The town so small and insignificant, that when describing its location you must refer to other small towns around it.

-"Where is Porterville?"
"Do you know where Visalia is?"
-"No."
"What about Bakersfield?"
-"Yes"
"Okay, it's just north of Bakerfield..."

by Hycus Tiberius O'Brallaghan July 17, 2016

Porterworks

Noun: the state of being in a porterpotty for 45min with explosive diarrhea, grunting and sobbing. You know, the works.

Verb: 1) having your mom film your porterworks and sending the footage to film festivals

2) adding a bassline to the audio recording and calling it dark electronica

"Kyle Michael Porter porterworks his way onto the big screen as Uncle Anus in yet another self-congratulatory suckfest"

"Legend has it Uncle Anus got his porterworks from being breastfed for 40 years. That and his blow-and-hentai habit."

by NovaScotianus October 10, 2023

Tim Porter

A firm American who wants to keep everyone safe.
He laughs at my jokes but knows he has to beat my ass or else he will get fired.
He also just might have a small penis.

Tim Porter- “I’M DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!”

by Dawg5000 May 8, 2019