portiphelia 

The urge to stick ones penis in a power socket.

Josh:"Hey you know that Drayden kid? He has a portiphelia fetish."
Nic:"Whats that?
Josh:"he sticks his penis in his wall sockets dude."

portiphelia by supersmitty November 19, 2017

poontip 

arbitrary insulting word, refering to the tip of the poon, ie cliteris or head of penis

that bitch that hit my car is a poontip

poontip by Moray February 23, 2011

porntits 

A person with really large amazing tits who is sassy , super bossy, and ultra bangable but slightly intimidating because they are so cool. You know you want them just like you want porn tits

“She was such a Porntits I wish I had asked her out”

porntits by Iriscat666 November 25, 2017

pornticipate 

the act of participating in pornstar-like activities; being kinky

The guys are making a movie, and Leila wants to pornticipate.

She was fully pornticpating with Greg.

pornticipate by Awes0mesauce7 April 20, 2012

porniphurous

the roman god of adult entertainment. we derive the modern words "porn" or "pornography" from her.

according to an ancient myth, porniphurous went down to earth for sex, but she was too hot and now boy had the balls to try to bang her. in order to seduce some men she started touching herself everywhere. this made the men watching her very horny so they all masturbated to her instead of just fucking her. after porniphurous realized she was stuck a virgin, she went back to the underworld to get laid. the men had nothing to do on long weekends so they drew stick figures that resemble porniphurous. this is the origin of porn.

"if it wasnt for porniphurous, i wud have nothing to do over the summer"

porniphurous by mr. mythology June 10, 2010

porntition 

A division of a hard disk created to conceal your porn and porn activities from others, especially those who wouldn't approve such as a wife, girlfriend, or significant other.

Dave created a porntition so his wife wouldn't find out about his massive porn addiction.

porntition by Neb Smada March 20, 2016

Pontipython 

A religious leader that regularly tweets inane religious deepities that with very little thought can be used totally discredit the the religious message he's making, if not the whole religion.

This Pontifella said, "Prayer is the answer to to violence," and I said, "What, is this a Pontipython sketch? You're religion has been responsible for many a religious war, and much pedo prayer violence against children."

Pontipython by ronmurp May 27, 2020