pornstache

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

by MustangWithInk September 17, 2007

Failed Pornstar

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

pornstar blow job

when a guy is getting head from a girl, or guy, the girl or guy sucks the guys dick in a realy dirty way, sucking the ball sack, licking the dick and giving deep throat, then lets the guy cum alover his/her face, the guy normaly gets aroused and blows his load easily and quikly, guys use their phones to video these kinds of blow jobs to show off to their friends. these are normally performed after a night out when both people are feeling realy horny and the guy/girl doing the sucking feels like a dirty cockwhore who just wants dick.

yo last nite i got a pornstar blow job.

by big bad boy May 28, 2006

poonsmash

An EPIC act of poonslap in which the poonslapper finds no obstacles or failure in the act of poonslapping.

Wow Mac, that poonslap was more like a poonsmash! You nailed that shit!

by sembms June 15, 2011

porntastic

a word used to describe something on par with excellent pornographic material

Matt: "hey adam"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"

by bdub March 4, 2004

pornstarrd

An emblematic word awarded to pornstars who have achieved celebrity.

She's been pornstarrd and is not just some floozy on film.

by Christie K February 25, 2008

Portashee

A more direct way to express being bored as shit

There is absolutely nothing to do I'm portashee

by Darkwen July 10, 2019