A laptop (usually secret) on which 99-100% it's time is used for porn!
True geeks have Ubuntu installed on them! And store all of the porn in an encrypted disk image file! And only use the root account to actually view the porn!
True geeks have Ubuntu installed on them! And store all of the porn in an encrypted disk image file! And only use the root account to actually view the porn!
Anton: Mindy, what are you doing?
Mindy: Looking through a laptop my boyfriend was hiding!
Anton *Looking at the Ubuntu logo on screen*: Mindy, i think this is a porntop! He's not into in just you anymore! Or maybe he's gay!
*Mindy cries*
Anton *hugging her*: I know, the truth hurts, i can try to hack it!
Mindy: Looking through a laptop my boyfriend was hiding!
Anton *Looking at the Ubuntu logo on screen*: Mindy, i think this is a porntop! He's not into in just you anymore! Or maybe he's gay!
*Mindy cries*
Anton *hugging her*: I know, the truth hurts, i can try to hack it!
by Anton The Reaper September 15, 2013
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Is that the lesser spotted far eastern bukkake lover? No I am quite mistaken it is the more commonly seen Eastern European blonde big tit and look there are lots of them -fantastic! Let's see if we can catch one. Not to be confused with flying animal spotting or "ornithology" who gives a **** about that? Pornithology. Enjoy.
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As the geologist scanned the unusual outcrop his eyes fell on an exceptionally gorgeous specimen. With chisel and hammer in hand, he moved to carefully separate the country rock from the sample he knew others in the office would admire with great enthusiasm. This went far beyond basic bornite; this qualified as genuine pornite!
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Tom: "Watching pornitics, you know the one where the Republicans blast a load all over poor people?"
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Joe: "Oh, I'm more into the ones where the Democrats pile drive the rich in the ass."
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