Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.
They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010
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A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are
a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster
A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are
a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster
"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"
"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"
"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."
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Parnia is an amazing friend to all. She helps you through your problems and gives feedback on choices! She can be sweet but when you mess with her, you will have to fear for your life as she has some serious fighting skills. She’s smart, patient enough and extremely talented when it comes to singing, art and sport. She has serious creativity! Although she might look likes everything is alright, her life at home isn’t exactly paradise. Yet whatever comes her way, she fights and pushes past! Shes overall an amazing friend,sister,cousin,girlfriend and human being!
Hey. I think Parnia’s new here!
Yeah not a common name but the teachers say she has a great record and talents! Should make friends easily here!
Yeah not a common name but the teachers say she has a great record and talents! Should make friends easily here!
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