Pornable

The combination of the words porn and portable. Definition: the ability to carry your porn with you.

You say "Hey, with this new Pornable USB drive I can carry my porn with me, whenever and wherever I may need it." Friend says, "Dude, can I borrow it". You say "Get your own, tard!"

by Doctoroctos July 23, 2008

pornamental

A person with little value beyond attractiveness.

The only reason to date Paris Hilton would be her pornamental value.

by eleanorofa April 6, 2010

pornability

A number value that represents the probability of you watching porn today.

"Dude, if you go home alone, I bet that your pornability is going to be a hundred percent."

by I might be someone you know December 3, 2013

pornamented

The use of sex toys to decorate a Christmas tree.

Person 1) Is that a dildo on your tree?
Person 2) Yup. It's been pornamented.

That tree is pornamented.

by toolong2care January 12, 2015

pornageddon

The sudden end of porn experienced when a content provider or social network removes all content showing nudity or sexual acts. It can also happen when the ability to search for porn content is removed.

Remember the pornageddon of 2013 when tumblr removed all porn terms from its search function? Do you think imgur will ever try that?

by farticles December 28, 2015

pornager

Person living in the age of porn. Since the introduction of the smartphone in 2008, pornography has become readily available via the internet and all of the mobile devices. Living in this era, the population has unlimited access to porn 24/7. This is unlike any previous time in history.

Pornagers do not need to buy a magazine at an adult store to see porn, they can just search for it on their smartphone.

by Likesalt September 4, 2017

portabello penis

a very tiny shaft with a very large head.

That chick said my roommate has a portabello penis.

by jrbdc November 2, 2011