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Porklift

The act of bending your arms in such a way that it forms a 90 degree angle like the prongs of a forklift then, from behind, inserting your arm prongs under the arms of a woman beside her breasts and then lifting her up.

Note: Works better on a "porky" woman.
He just porklifted her.
by Santa Claus-Okemos March 10, 2009
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Portalish

When you play portal 2 and you use the Conversion gel to make a non portal-conductive surface able to have portals on it.
Tim: "I can't put a portal on the wall."
George: "Then i'm gonna portalish it rn!"
Tim: "Thanks!"
by PiggerGamer October 5, 2019
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Pornality

“PORNALITY” comes from PORN + BANALITY, a misheard or misunderstood (if clichéd) expression that takes on a more graphic or sexualized meaning:

Examples --

HARD-AND-FAST solution becomes “HARDEN-FAST” SOLUTION;

NO-HOLDS-BARRED (wrestling) becomes “NO HOLES BARRED” (stick it anywhere!);

NIP IT IN THE BUD becomes “NIP IT IN THE BUTT";

and, a pornality deliberately scripted for television:

CORNISH GAME HEN became "CORNISH GAY MEN" as mishead by Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) on NBC-TV's "Third Rock from the Sun" (1996-2001).
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"Man, you got a buttload of mail."

"Don't you mean 'boatload'? "Buttload" is a pornality."

"I was gonna say 'shitload'."

"Point well taken."
by al-in-chgo May 13, 2010
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porkfist

A pork fist is when a 50 year old bald white man is deepthroating 2 big black cocks.....i mean its band the man in struggling veins poppin out lookin all sweaty and shit....his life looks rough
Dude Ron totally just got porkfisted!
by tyrustali February 18, 2015
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Porklift

an overweight,fat,chunky,obese person's vehicle.
fat chick:hi guys wanna see my new sports car
the dude:that's a really sweet porklift you got their Annie.
fat chick:what?
the dude:pork-lift.
by nutbag911 October 15, 2009
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puralistic society

A society made up of many different groups of people, each with its own unique identities, ideas, perspectives, and culture; the resulting society has a sense of respect for all cultures
"canada is a puralistic society,"
by schoolacc October 5, 2020
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portalit

Enlightening IT portal
Take a softwave to portalit.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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